Amazingly, 50 years after Alvin and the boys originally caused David Seville holiday high blood pressure with their blasé vocal timing and incessant demands for gift hula hoops, they were still starring in hit movies, reflecting a luxury afforded to precious few boy bands throughout history: Pop culture got older, but they stayed the same age. The animated rodent OGs of the boy band game, Alvin, Simon and Theodore set pre-adolescent hearts of all species aflutter in the late ’50s with this sweetly harmonized Christmas classic. The Chipmunks, “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late)” (1958) (To see us hash out the “Are They a Boy Band?” arguments for all three of these cases and several others, click here.)īut enough trying to be Webster’s, let’s get to the songs - with a Spotify playlist of all 100 of ’em at the bottom. They’re original, they’re the only ones, they’re (occasionally, unthreateningly) sexual, and they’re definitely everything you need.ġ00. Others, like The Beatles - yes, The Beatles - were given the boy-band OK for early stretches of their career, but a hard cutoff was instituted for after they matured and self-actualized as just a “band.” And some, like modern self-identifying “boy band” BROCKHAMPTON, were just a little too far outside the conventional sound of a boy band for us to make the mental leap - for now, anyway. Some groups, like 5 Seconds of Summer, were deemed eligible even though their structural makeup wasn’t classically boy band, because the way they were marketed and fan-devoured was.
Ultimately, we took every boy band argument on a case-by-case basis, and came to some difficult conclusions. If anything, what really unites boy bands throughout history comes not in their conception, but in their reception: How young, rabid and ear-splittingly friggin’ loud was their fanbase? If the answer is at least “very” to all three of these, you’re already 80 percent of the way there. Here’s the nine crucial times Ciara flipped the script and made the world pay attention.This week, Billboard is celebrating this venerated pop institution with a week of boy band-related coverage, starting with our list of the 100 Greatest Boy Band Songs of All Time - spanning nearly the entire Hot 100 era, and recognizing the absolute tops in innocent male harmonies and synchronized dance moves.īut what is a boy band, you may ask? Ask any two music fans that question and you might get answers as varied as if you asked a 47-year-old FM DJ and a 19-year-old SoundCloud rapper to define “hip-hop.” There are common elements most everyone can agree on as being obviously boy band-core, natch: the aforementioned harmonies and dancing, as well as matching outfits, major pop choruses, a puppet-string-pulling svengali behind the scenes, a general sense of ridiculousness (and a relative lack of self-consciousness), and of course, youth.īut aside from basic membership - by pretty much all definitions, boy bands need to have at least three members and be all male - there’s no one unifying factor that links every boy band in history name any classic trope of the format and we can name at least two obvious boy bands who it doesn’t apply to.
CIARA LIKE A BOY ACOUSTIC ARCHIVE
Like Janet Jackson before her and FKA Twigs after, Ciara is as much a dancer and visual artist as she is a hit-maker, and her video archive is a treasure trove full of some of the most powerful choreography in pop. The world we live in now is obsessed with visuals and GIFs, and since she first emerged on the scene in 2004, Ci’s used every single one of her videos as an opportunity to step up her game and influence others. “Dance Like We’re Making Love” shows that no matter what anyone says, Ciara can still knock a music video out of the park with nothing more than provocative, forward-thinking choreography. Young Thug and Nicki Minaj join Elton John on new song “Always Love You”īut in the VEVO era, with Youtube plays counting toward chart positions and thousands of classic videos archived for every casual viewer, maybe Ciara’s legacy will be recognised the way it should be: as our most consistent pop dance video artist.